STATUS REPORT - JPL OPEN HOUSE 2005Well, I ain’t doing that again!
Between the 91 degree heat, and the THOUSANDS of people, screaming kids, the long lines and the 2 dollar bottles of water, JPL felt more like a bad country carnival than the lean mean hub of Unmannded Space Flight that it is.
We had to wait 45 minutes in line for a 5 minute glimpse of mission control, which consisted of herding us into the observation gallery and watching a video that described the DSN, but not actually anything of what was happening in front of us.
There was a half hour wait for the Mars testbed, which yielded at least this picture proving that Opportunity should be able to egress fine:
This line wrapped around the building, through the cafeteria, then around a patio and ended just a few feet from where it started. (It was a 30-40 minute wait to get in)
At least we got to see Jim Erickson give a little spiel while we were waiting in the sun!
We never made it into the Cassini room, or the deep space exploration section or even the visitor center as the lines were all too long to bear, and we ran out of time.
The best part was the imaging stuff, it wasn’t nearly as crowded and they opened up quite a bit their shop to see. And the printouts! It’s so incredible to see glorious billboard size prints of panoramas that I have been used to seeing one my monitor!
They also took stereo pics of the visitors and put them online to download. Here’s your’s truly with my better half green screened infront of Jibsheet:
Lastly we hit the emerging tech displays on the way out to the car (we had to park on the other side of the arroyo - all the other lots were full already!), I saw in person one of the creepiest things ever:
I had heard about this "human expression robot" on BoingBoing but seeing it move is just too freaky. Until we can make a robot that looks and acts EXACTLY like a human, the result is going to be nightmare food. The Japanese know this; we intereact more naturally with a stylized critter like Aibo and Asimo than something that seems almost, but not quite, human. *shiver*
Here is the head in action - I think the kid’s reaction is hilarious:
1.2meg Quicktime File:
http://homepage.mac.com/lyford/jpl2005/head.movI must quote Marvin from HitchHiker's at this point - "I'm a prototype, you can tell, can't you?"
The only positive thing about the whole experience (other than the freebies - bookmarks, stereo glasses, and a four color JPL pen-nerd alert!) was the fact that obviously science must hold an attraction for quite a bit of people in Southern California - and they all seemed to show up at the same time on Saturday! (Next time I am just getting on the 6-8 month waiting list and taking a day off work to go on the normal tour.... )