As a trades person (solid plastering) with over 25 years experience, the philosophy of the three P's, (preparation, preparation, preparation) has become a mantra for me. Today, I witnessed something that takes this mantra to another, astonishing level.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would draw your attention to the date this post was made.

They are among us!!

(Well worth a delete, or a hasty move)

Now you know too much. Please look at this pen.