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Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year On Moon Trying To Signal Earth To Warn Of Imposter
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VALLIS ALPES, THE MOON—Yelling and waving his arms frantically in the hope that someone out there was paying attention, the real Buzz Aldrin was reportedly spending his 50th year in a row on the moon Friday trying to warn Earth of the imposter who had taken his place. “Come on, I’m right here, dammit,” shouted the actual 89-year-old astronaut who had been stranded on the lunar surface during the Apollo 11 mission after being replaced by a shape-shifting extraterrestrial,,.
https://www.theonion.com/real-buzz-aldrin-s...tryi-1836538506
Today 1:55pmSEE MORE: Buzz Aldrin
Illustration for article titled Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year On Moon Trying To Signal Earth To Warn Of Imposter
VALLIS ALPES, THE MOON—Yelling and waving his arms frantically in the hope that someone out there was paying attention, the real Buzz Aldrin was reportedly spending his 50th year in a row on the moon Friday trying to warn Earth of the imposter who had taken his place. “Come on, I’m right here, dammit,” shouted the actual 89-year-old astronaut who had been stranded on the lunar surface during the Apollo 11 mission after being replaced by a shape-shifting extraterrestrial,,.
https://www.theonion.com/real-buzz-aldrin-s...tryi-1836538506