Cow Tipping!
by Eugene O'Neil
(inspired by the Beach Boys)
Well, it's after three o'clock so let's all skip our class and chug a beer!
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
and then once we're really trashed, we'll find a field about a mile from here!
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
cow tipping, let's tip a cow! oh baby
cow tipping, I'll show you how! oh baby
cow tipping, cow tipping every day!
We'll find ourselves a cow that's just standing there, fast asleep!
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
Then we'll knock it to the ground, there is no other thrill that is so cheap!
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
cow tipping, it's such a treat! oh baby
cow tipping, it can't be beat! oh baby
cow tipping, cow tipping every day!
We hurt a cow the other day, but we don't feel a bit of grief
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
because it's only fun and games we know they're only walking slabs of beef!
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
cow tipping, I love to play! oh baby
cow tipping, what can I say! oh baby
cow tipping, cow tipping every day!
Well you can really tell that we're a bunch of erudite colligiates
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
when we can topple cattle to the foot of cow-heaven's pearly gates
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
cow tipping! that's what I said! oh baby
cow tipping! get it through your head, that I like
Cow tipping, cow tipping every day!
My dad took out a second mortgage so that I could go to school
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
I suppose when I flunk out that I will make him look like such a fool
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
cow tipping, I just don't care! oh baby
cow tipping, I just wanna be where I can be
cow tipping, cow tipping every day!
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from
http://www.cs.umb.edu/~eugene/cow.htmlsorry for getting carried away...