Hey all, I don't know if this has gone around UMSF yet or not, but I found it to be among the funniest things I've ever heard, at least to come out from a legislative body. This is taken from the official California legislation website, so... The resolution didn't pass, but it's still funny that it even came out! http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/pub/05-06/bill/a...introduced.html
My favorite parts:
WHEREAS, The downgrading of Pluto reduces the number of planets
available for legislative leaders to hide redistricting legislation
and other inconvenient political reform measures; and
WHEREAS, Downgrading Pluto's status will cause psychological harm
to some Californians who question their place in the universe and
worry about the instability of universal constants; and