http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/news/local/120505a4_spacekid

That's a horrible shot of me, but of well...

They spelled your name right and you're not on the police report page, congratulations.

Even better, you're not in the obituaries...



-the other Doug

Jason:

You're right! Still, none of us are exactly, well, you know... ...and as for the guys with the Lipovitan-D habit (or, in my case, Irn Bru!)...

Perhaps the leading lights of this august assembly should be 'persuaded' to provide mugshots for what might be called the 'unusual suspects' gallery...

Me last!

Bob 'Jug Ears' Shaw

I think you're hot. Let's get it on.

Nobody likes how they look. Maybe it's advertising, or maybe it's human nature.

And think about this: if women didn't try extra-hard to be extra-sexy, they wouldn't be able to convince you to buy them shiny baubles that have no actual use. People might actually create something that would affect the world in some way. It would just be altogether too interesting, you see. VIVA LA WOMAN

Congratulations on getting in the paper.

OK, you two - take it outside!

Phil

Oh.. I get it..